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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Gay - Call Boy Joke

GWAPO: (nagtext) Labs, paload naman P100.  BAKLA: Ok! (nagmamadaling maghanap ng loading station)  BAKLA: Nareceive mo na Labs?  GWAPO: Hu u?


GWAPO: (nagtext) Labs, paload naman P100.

BAKLA: Ok! (nagmamadaling

Pinoy Flashlight Joke

KULAS: Magaling ka ba?  SISO: Oo naman!!!  KULAS: Talaga?...Kaya mo bang tumawid sa ilaw ng flashlight ko?  SISO: Ano ako sire? Eh pano kung patayin mo flashlight mo?  Eh nalaglag pa ko!!!


KULAS: Magaling ka ba?

SISO: Oo naman!!!

KULAS: Talaga?...Kaya mo bang

Suicide Pinoy Joke

Juan: Bakit may tali ka sa paa?  Pedro: Gusto ko nang mamatay, magbibigti ako!  Juan: Bakit sa paa? Dapat sa leeg!  Pedro: Sinubukan ko na sa leeg kanina, hindi ako makahinga eh..


Juan: Bakit may tali ka sa paa?

Pedro: Gusto ko nang mamatay, magbibigti

Ang Pag-ibig Ay Parang Utot

Ang PAG-IBIG ay parang utot.  Kahit anong gawin ay napakahirap itago.  At pag-ibinuga mo ang kimkim na damdamin,  naaamoy ng lahat kahit hindi ka umamin!


Ang PAG-IBIG ay parang utot.
Kahit anong gawin ay napakahirap itago.
At pag-ibinuga mo ang kimkim na damdamin,
naaamoy ng lahat kahit hindi ka umamin!

The Perfect Woman

The Perfect Woman:  1.Beautiful but doesn't let it get to her head.  2.Intelligent without needing to prove it.  3.Funny as hell.


The Perfect Woman:

1.Beautiful but doesn't let it get to her head.

2.Intelligent without needing to prove it.

3.Funny as hell.

It's Amazing What A Year Can Do

It's funny how someone who was just a stranger last year can mean so much to you now.  It's terrible that someone who meant everything to you last year can be a stranger now.  It's amazing what a year can do!


It's funny how someone who was just a stranger last year
can mean so much to you now.

It's terrible that someone who meant everything to you last year
can be a stranger now.

It's amazing what a year can do!

Manloloko at Seryoso

Ang mga manloloko, hindi basta basta nauubos... Pero kaming mga seryoso, konting konti nalang!


Ang mga manloloko,
hindi basta basta nauubos...
Pero kaming mga seryoso,
konting konti nalang!

Some Says They Hate Lies And Liars

Thinks it's funny that some people say they hate lies and liars, but suddenly it seems they are the biggest liars themselves...


Thinks it's funny that some people say
they hate lies and liars,
but suddenly it seems they are the biggest liars themselves...